For many people, the V-word is enough to send shivers down their spines. But if you're not spending the 14th of February canoodling a loved one, what the hell are you gonna do? Go out there, get the drinks in and party like it's any other night, or even try your hand at a quirky, alternative activity. For the sake of cynics and singletons alike, we've stockpiled some of the best anti-Valentine's events in London this year.
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Last updated on 3rd January 2025
Trying to avoid the pitfalls of a relationship? Then enjoy a pit of balls instead. Over at Ballie Ballerson, they're hosting a Drunk in Love alternative Valentine's Day event in London, that's perfect for a group of mates who want to party without a partner.
With events across London, Date in a Dash hosts singles nights with a difference. It offers speed dating, board game battles and themed nights, as well as nude goings-on for those who are brave enough to bare their heart (and everything else, for that matter).
@ Alcotraz Penitentiary: London on Various dates from Saturday 4th January 2025
Lock yourself away from all that romance this Valentine's Day, by heading to Alcotraz in Hoxton with your pals. This immersive prison-themed bar will have you sneaking in your own booze for the inmates to whip you up a bespoke cocktail.
Get ready for a saucy schedule of entertainment as Tonight Josephine is hitting us up with all kinds of Galentine's-worthy brunches this February. Not only will there be crude queens as your hosts and lively girl power hits as the soundtrack, but also bottomless cocktails, tasty food and obscene games.
@ Covent Garden tube station on Saturday 15th February 2025
If you're not in the mood for all things lovey-dovey this Valentine's Day, then head to Herstorical Tours' Harlots, Strumpets and Tarts, Oh My! tour on the 15th. The female-led events group is all about revealing London's forgotten past, telling you the stories of Georgian sex workers.
Their talented guide will be entertaining you through acting and comedy, in a two-hour session that costs just £20 per person to attend.
Turn the volume up on love being a drag and shake your tails to anthems from the fiercest divas out there with Silent Disco Walking Tours at Marquis Of Granby. Celebrate all things independence and self-love while dancing through the streets of London this anti-Valentines Day.
Whatever area of London you're in, you can head to a quirky bottomless brunch hosted by Bougie Drag & Boy Toy Events. Expect the campest of queens and the booziest of bevs as you boogie to pop classics and compete for some cracking prizes.
If you're vetoing Valentine's, you don't have to miss out on all the activities going on across the city. Gather your mates and join Flight Club in Victoria, Islington, Shoreditch or Bloomsbury for its Galentine's Brunch Social. Tickets start at £35 and include unlimited pizza, prosecco and complimentary Chambord plus their famous social darts sampler.
Not a fan of all that romance? Nay worries, as Plonk's various locations are open on the big day so you and your mates can enjoy a fun evening playing mini-golf in quirky surrounds. This is definitely up there as one of the best anti-Valentine's Day activities in London.
Can you ever go wrong with drinks at All Bar One? Nope, didn't think so. Head to their City outpost or sister venues by the Tower of London or on Regent Street for a Galentine's night celebration. Think cocktails like the Pink Grapefruit Collins or a bottle of wine paired with tasty tapas.
@ The Albany on Fri, 14th Feb 2025 @ 20:00 - 22:30
At Glitter & Titter Cabaret, you're in for an evening of top-notch entertainment featuring London's brightest talents in burlesque, drag, and comedy. With tickets starting at just £12, this show at The Albany offers unbeatable value.
Ms. Larissa Thorne will personally welcome you to a night of show-stopping performances, endless giggles, and glitter galore.
