For many people, the V-word is enough to send shivers down their spines. But if you're not spending the 14th of February canoodling a loved one, what the hell are you gonna do? Go out there, get the drinks in and party like it's any other night, or even try your hand at a quirky, alternative activity. For the sake of cynics and singletons alike, we've stockpiled some of the best anti-Valentine's events in London this year.
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Not a fan of all that romance? Nay worries, as Plonk's various locations are open on the big day so you and your mates can enjoy a fun evening playing mini-golf in quirky surrounds. This is definitely up there as one of the best anti-Valentine's Day activities in London.
Trying to avoid the pitfalls of a relationship? Then enjoy a pit of balls instead. Over at Ballie Ballerson, they're hosting a Drunk in Love alternative Valentine's Day event in London, that's perfect for a group of mates who want to party without a partner.
Turn the volume up on love being a drag and shake your tails to anthems from the fiercest divas out there with Silent Disco Walking Tours at Marquis Of Granby. Celebrate all things independence and self-love while dancing through the streets of London this anti-Valentines Day.
Get ready for a saucy schedule of entertainment as Tonight Josephine is hitting us up with all kinds of Galentine's-worthy brunches this February. Not only will there be crude queens as your hosts and lively girl power hits as the soundtrack, but also bottomless cocktails, tasty food and obscene games.
With events across London, Date in a Dash hosts singles nights with a difference. It offers speed dating, board game battles and themed nights, as well as nude goings-on for those who are brave enough to bare their heart (and everything else, for that matter).
Whatever area of London you're in, you can head to a quirky bottomless brunch hosted by Bougie Drag & Boy Toy Events. Expect the campest of queens and the booziest of bevs as you boogie to pop classics and compete for some cracking prizes.
@ Alcotraz Penitentiary: London on Various dates from Friday 15th November 2024
Lock yourself away from all that romance this Valentine's Day, by heading to Alcotraz in Hoxton with your pals. This immersive prison-themed bar will have you sneaking in your own booze for the inmates to whip you up a bespoke cocktail.
@ Upstairs at the Covent Garden Social Club on Various dates from Monday 18th November 2024
What better way to forget about all that annoying romance than bursting into laughter with your mates? The West End Comedy Club will be putting on a hilarious show on the 14th, featuring a lineup of TV and circuit legends - who you can watch for as little as £12.
If you're vetoing Valentine's, you don't have to miss out on all the activities going on across the city. Gather your mates and join Flight Club in Victoria, Islington, Shoreditch or Bloomsbury for its Galentine's Brunch Social. Tickets start at £35 and include unlimited pizza, prosecco and complimentary Chambord plus their famous social darts sampler.
Can you ever go wrong with drinks at All Bar One? Nope, didn't think so. Head to their City outpost or sister venues by the Tower of London or on Regent Street for a Galentine's night celebration. Think cocktails like the Pink Grapefruit Collins or a bottle of wine paired with tasty tapas.
