Best Anti-Valentine's Day Events In London

Trying to avoid the pitfalls of a relationship? Then enjoy a pit of balls instead. Over at Ballie Ballerson, they're hosting a Drunk in Love alternative Valentine's Day event in London, that's perfect for a group of mates who want to party without a partner.

Who needs candlelit dinners when you can raise a glass with your mates instead? This Valentine's, ditch the romance and celebrate friendship at The Understudy. With their Mates, Not Dates offer, groups of six or more get their first can of KERB lager or glass of prosecco on the house - because good times are better when shared.

Sip on craft beers and cocktails, tuck into juicy burgers from Meltdown, slurp-worthy noodles from Sen Noods, and Middle Eastern delights from Sireli, and enjoy a fun, no-pressure night with your crew. Whether you're boycotting Valentine's or just here for great drinks and street food, The Understudy is the perfect place to eat, drink, and be unapologetically single.

Not a fan of all that romance? Nay worries, as Plonk's various locations are open on the big day so you and your mates can enjoy a fun evening playing mini-golf in quirky surrounds. This is definitely up there as one of the best anti-Valentine's Day activities in London.

Lock yourself away from all that romance this Valentine's Day, by heading to Alcotraz in Hoxton with your pals. This immersive prison-themed bar will have you sneaking in your own booze for the inmates to whip you up a bespoke cocktail.

If you're looking to skip the romance and embrace the razzle-dazzle this Valentine's Day, Cabaret at La Bodega Negra is where you need to be. Say goodbye to traditional, sugary sweet dates and say hello to a night filled with sizzling performances, jaw-dropping cabaret acts, and cocktails that'll make your heart race for all the right reasons.

Prepare to be dazzled by a line-up of world-class performers, as the cabaret acts blur the lines between the fabulous and the forbidden. From seductive burlesque to high-energy cabaret, every moment will make you forget all about Valentine's Day.

The Floating Hot Tub Tour of London's Docklands is your ultimate anti-Valentine's escape. Imagine unwinding in a hot tub as the city skyline drifts by, surrounded by friends (or solo if you're embracing your inner captain of independence). This isn't about roses; it's about bubbles, beats, and a few cheeky cocktails as you soak away the stress of traditional romantic clichés.

This floating, bubbly adventure cruises through London's iconic docklands, offering you a hot tub full of laughter, good company, and exceptional city views. Forget love; get lost in the magic of a hot tub on the water where only good vibes and steamy fun are allowed.

Get ready for a saucy schedule of entertainment as Tonight Josephine is hitting us up with all kinds of Galentine's-worthy brunches this February. Not only will there be crude queens as your hosts and lively girl power hits as the soundtrack, but also bottomless cocktails, tasty food and obscene games.

Turn the volume up on love being a drag and shake your tails to anthems from the fiercest divas out there with Silent Disco Walking Tours at Marquis Of Granby. Celebrate all things independence and self-love while dancing through the streets of London this anti-Valentines Day.

Whatever area of London you're in, you can head to a quirky bottomless brunch hosted by Fabulous Brunch Events London. Expect the campest of queens and the booziest of beverages as you boogie to pop classics and compete for some cracking prizes.

Saddle up and ditch the lovey-dovey clichés this Valentine's Day at Moonshine Saloon: Western Cocktail Experience, London's immersive bar where romance takes a backseat to rebellion. This isn't about roses and candlelit dinners - it's about donning a Stetson, smuggling contraband, and sipping outlaw-worthy cocktails in a saloon where drama is on tap.

Step into the Wild West as you join a gang of bootleggers, trade quips with shady characters, and sip expertly crafted cocktails made from the 'hooch' you sneak in (it's BYOB - bring your own bottle). Forget love; this is an evening of lawless libations, secret deals, and outlaw adventures.

If you're over the whole heart-shaped nonsense and looking for a cheeky anti-Valentine's Day alternative, Little Nan's Deptford Bar is the quirky, retro escape you never knew you needed. Think vintage vibes, neon lights, and kitschy décor straight out of your nan's living room - this bar is all about embracing the weird and wonderful.

Forget the romance; here, it's all about fun, laughter, and the best cocktails served in teapots. Grab your mates, sip on a cocktail from a mismatched china cup, and enjoy the nostalgic tunes that will take you straight back to simpler times.

Ready to trade traditional romance for an unforgettable, immersive escape? Avora: A New World Cocktail Experience is the perfect anti-Valentine's hangout for those who want to drink and discover the otherworldly.

Step into a place that's as far from Cupid as you can get, where you'll sip on bespoke cocktails that take you on a journey through mysterious, otherworldly landscapes - no cheesy love songs, just stunning concoctions and mind-bending experiences. As you venture deeper into the experience, you'll be guided through a visually stunning, multi-sensory space, all while sipping on creations that are as wild as your plans for the night.

With events across London, Date in a Dash hosts singles nights with a difference. It offers speed dating, board game battles and themed nights, as well as nude goings-on for those who are brave enough to bare their heart (and everything else, for that matter).

Who needs a heart-shaped box of chocolates when you've got The Devil Wears Prada musical to keep you entertained this Valentine's Day? Leave behind the lovey-dovey clichés and dive into the world of high fashion, fierce ambition, and all the sass you can handle.

With dazzling performances and iconic moments from the movie, this is a night where the only thing that matters is how much fun you have, not who's holding your hand. Grab your mates, sip a cocktail, and enjoy a night of unforgettable entertainment that'll leave you saying, that's all.