We all know that Glasgow nights out have a certain, eh, charm, to them. Whether you're out for a big night at a club or out for a quiet night at a bar just spirals out of control, there's a few giveaways that make this city standout from others when it comes to our after dark antics. We've come up with some signposts that let you know you've definitely been out in Glasgow, just in case you're struggling to remember.
1.You wake up with a food container (or a few food containers) beside your bed...most likely a half eaten pizza crunch
2. You had a few friends round for pre-drinks and now your kitchen looks like this...
3. You have no less than 5 stamps on your wrist from club-crawling Bath Street...
4. You wake up with flyers for every bar/ club/ takeaway in Glasgow crammed into your handbag...
5. You feel like this...
6. Buuuut you already know you’ll get up and do it all again tonight
7. And it will more than likely go down like this...
8. You vaguely remember losing your friends at one point and were left to wander the club completely alone...
9. When you then ran into at least three people you went to school with...
10. And saw this as a need to celebrate (even though you haven’t spoken to/of them since Sixth Year)...
11. You you have a flashback of dancing like this to R Kelly’s Ignition...
12. You didn't, though. It looked a bit more like this...
13. Wondering what that taste in your mouth is? It’s these... (ALL of these)
14. You shared a taxi home with your new best friends - who you’ll never see again...
15. And you're not sure why, but for some reason you think there may have been a cone involved?
16. Overall, you’re so embarrassed you never want to be seen out in Glasgow again. Enjoy drinking at home until you’re emotionally ready to be seen in public. Which will probably be eh, tonight?
Oh Glasgow...
So what do you reckon, any elements of the ultimate Glasgow night out we're missing?
Top pic: Courtesy of the Bucky-mad staff at Cirque.
