It's time to turn the tables on the pornstar martini naysayers. Long-held as the basic bitches' sip of choice, London's mixologists have taken it upon themselves to give the classic cocktail a makeover that will attract even the most complex drinkers. From passion fruit punches and foam-topped tipples to bottomless fountains, we've rounded up the best bars in London to get your pornstar martini fix.
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With venues all over the capital city, the gang at THe Cocktail Club are best-known for their quirky themed concoctions, but they also know how to nail the classics. And number one on their greatest hits menu? The pornstar martini in all its fruity, fizzy glory.
While the phrase 'Pornstarn Nan' might get some alarm bells ringing, at Little Nan's it's simply another take on the classic sweet sip. Packed full of chilled vodka, passion fruit, prosecco, vanilla and lime juice and available by the teapot, it's sure to liven up your next elevenses.
Tequila Mockingbird is shaking up some of the best and cheapest pornstar martinis in London. Head over during one of their happy hours and enjoy two for the price of one while taking in the plush interiors and tucking into artisanal pizzas.
Looking for a laid-back yet stylish place to unwind in Clapton? Dovetail Bar combines modern charm with vintage touches, offering a relaxed space to enjoy a perfectly crafted drink.
Whether you're a gin aficionado or prefer something with a bit of flair, the friendly staff will make sure your drink is just right. Try out its pornstar martini for just £11, made with vodka, Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc, apricot preserve and Aspall dry cider.
When it comes to cheap pornstar martinis in London? Be At One never disappoints. With party palaces in Clapham, Piccadilly Circus, Monument and Shoreditch, you're never too far from one of their signature sips - which you can bag for a bargain price if you swing by during happy hour.
The only thing better than a pornstar martini? A pornstar martini fountain. Found at the oh-so-gorgeous Aussie-inspired Scarlett Green, this cocktail-filled contraption is making all our bottomless brunch dreams come true.
Bringing out the hedonism of Playboy and its iconic history, The Tale Bar is one of London's most unique drinking dens. Keeping it classy, their pornstar martini is a frothy mix of vanilla vodka, Passoã, passion fruit puree and prosecco - the perfect sip to kick off a night of bunny-inspired mischief.
Never one to play it safe with ingredients, Adam Handling's award-winning Eve offers a quirky take on the passion fruit classic. Named the 'uncensored' - the sip is a potent mix of Monkey Shoulder, tonka bean, miso and passion fruit, finished with a dash of Champagne.
Crouch End's Little Mercies has made a name for itself offering an intriguing range of cocktails. Their take on the porn star is no different as they mix passion fruit vodka, pink passion fruit cordial, wine and Verjus to create something altogether different from the classic.
On the hunt for a pornstar martini in Covent Garden? This unique punch from Mr Fogg's Tavern brings together vodka, passion fruit juice, orgeat syrup and grapefruit bitters for a botanical twist on the traditional recipe.
