Welcome aboard the Tattershall Castle – your floating pub on the Thames, open seven days a week and perfectly positioned between Westminster and Embankment tube stations, right across from the iconic London Eye. With breath taking river views and a vibrant atmosphere, we are the ultimate spot for any…
THE BOAT SHOW COMEDY CLUB
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623 reviews - The Tattershall Castle
Description
Laughs ahoy at London's finest
floating comedy club!
Tripadvisor Traveller’s Choice 2023
'Glitzier than your average night of stand-up' The Evening Standard
Established over 22 years ago, our incredible line-ups are packed to the gunwales with the best new comedians from the UK circuit as well as the biggest stars, who come back time after time.
From Michael McIntyre playing the first gig in March 2000, to Micky Flanagan writing and perfecting his last three sell-out shows here, you never know who might pop up as a very special guest, but you can always be certain of a brilliant night!
'Guaranteed to book the
best' The Sunday Times
Our unique venue means you can enjoy spectacular views of the city from a floating beer garden before the show and dance on our covered deck afterwards.
With our fantastic, friendly and experienced staff on hand to ensure your comfort and enjoyment it’s no surprise that we’ve built up a reputation as one of the best comedy nights in London, but don’t just take our word for it - our 300+ 5-star reviews speak for themselves!
'You feel like you've gatecrashed an exclusive
party'
What's On
'Always has the feeling of a special occasion; one of London's
finest venues'
Chortle
Friday & Saturday Shows
Doors open at 7pm, the show starts at 8pm. We strongly recommend arriving before 7.30pm to get seated and get a drink before the show.
After the show the Boat Show Comedy Club turns into Nightclub until 2am. Your ticket gives you free entry.
Sunday Shows
Doors open at 6pm, the show starts at 7pm. We strongly recommend arriving before 6.30pm to get seated and get a drink before the show. There is no nightclub after the show on Sundays.
Tuesday Night Shows
Tuesday is our new material night, The Guinea Pig Club. Each show features a mix of the best stand-ups on the circuit, TV faces and rising stars doing new material. All for the bargain price of just £6!
Doors open at 7.30pm, show starts at 8pm
For line-ups visit boatshowcomedy.co.uk
Please contact us if you have any access requirements on
Jack@bluebookam.com or 07932 658895
* Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to
venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry.
* Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts
or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy
dress including sashes and hats during the comedy.
* All seating is pre-allocated, and you will be shown to your seats
on arrival. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late.
* For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind
patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise
causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave.
* For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be
required.
* For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your
party, please call us on 07932 658895.
*Line-ups are subject to change.
*All tickets are non-refundable
The Boat Show – Tattershall Castle, Victoria Embankment, London
SW1A 2HR
A short walk from Westminister Tube station
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Promotions
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Tickets/Times
Ticket | Event time | Cost |
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SEATED TICKET
One seated ticket. Doors 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm. Nightclub follows until 2am * Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry. * Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy * All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late. * For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave. * For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required * For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895 *Line ups are subject to change *We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase. |
19:00 - 22:30 | £20.00 |
SEATED CONCESSION TICKET
One seated ticket. Only Valid with in date NUS / Totum card, Blue Light Card or NHS ID. Customers unable to provide evidence of these may be refused entry without refund. Doors 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm. Nightclub follows until 2am * Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry. * Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy * All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late. * For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave. * For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required * For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895 *Line ups are subject to change *We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase. |
19:00 - 22:30 | £17.50 |
SEATED - Friday Night
One seated ticket. Doors 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm. Nightclub follows until 2am * Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry. * Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy * All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late. * For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave. * For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required * For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895 *Line ups are subject to change |
19:00 - 22:30 | £16.00 |
SEATED
One seated ticket. Doors 6pm, Show start 7pm, Show finishes at 9.30pm. No Nightclub after the show * Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry. * Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy * All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late. * For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave. * For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required * For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895 *Line ups are subject to change |
18:00 - 21:30 | £15.00 |
Valentine's Day SEATED
One seated ticket. Doors 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm * Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry. * Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy * All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late. * For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave. * For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required * For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895 *Line ups are subject to change *There is no Nightclub following this show |
19:00 - 22:30 | £15.00 |
SEATED CONCESSION
One seated ticket. Only Valid with in date NUS / Totum card, Blue Light Card, NHS ID or Defence Discount Service card. Customers unable to provide evidence of these may be refused entry without refund. Doors 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm. Nightclub follows until 2am * Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry. * Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy * All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late. * For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave. * For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required * For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895 *Line ups are subject to change |
19:00 - 22:30 | £13.50 |
SEATED CONCESSION
One seated ticket. Only Valid with in date NUS / Totum card, Blue Light Card, NHS ID or Defence Discount Service card. Customers unable to provide evidence of these may be refused entry without refund. Doors 6pm, Show start 7pm, Show finishes at 9.30pm. No Nightclub after the show * Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry. * Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy * All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late. * For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave. * For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required * For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895 *Line ups are subject to change |
18:00 - 21:30 | £13.50 |
SEATED- Tuesday New Material Night
One seated ticket for the Tuesday New Material Night. Doors 7.30pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.15 approx * Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry. * Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy * All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late. * For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave. * For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required * For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895 *Line ups are subject to change *We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase. |
19:30 - 22:30 | £7.50 |
SEATED CONCESSION - Tuesday New Material Night
One seated ticket for the Tuesday New Material Night. Only Valid with in date NUS / Totum card, Blue Light Card or NHS ID. Doors 7.30pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.15 approx * Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry. * Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy * All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late. * For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave. * For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required * For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895 *Line ups are subject to change *We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase. |
19:30 - 22:30 | £5.00 |
Early Bird Christmas Show - Seated Ticket
Doors 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm. Nightclub follows until 2am * Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry. * Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy * All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late. * For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave. * For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required * For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895 *Line ups are subject to change *We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase. |
19:00 - 22:30 | £20.00 |
Christmas Show - Seated Ticket
Doors 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm. Nightclub follows until 2am * Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry. * Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy * All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late. * For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave. * For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required * For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895 *Line ups are subject to change *We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase. |
19:00 - 22:30 | £24.00 |
STANDING
One standing ticket. Doors 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm. Nightclub follows until 2am * Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry. * Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy * All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late. * For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave. * For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required * For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895 *Line ups are subject to change *We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase. |
19:00 - 22:30 | £15.00 |
STANDING
One standing ticket. Doors 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm. Nightclub follows until 2am * Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry. * Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy * All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late. * For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave. * For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required * For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895 *Line ups are subject to change *We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase. |
19:00 - 22:30 | £12.00 |
Meal Deal 6pm - Two courses
A choice of Starter and Mains or Mains and Desert followed by entry to the comedy club. Restaurant table time 6pm, show 8pm. Chose from... STARTER Southern-Fried Chicken Goujons Prawn & Calamari Duo Three Cheese Mushroom Bruschetta (V) MAINS Hand-Battered Fish & Chips Sausage & Mash Sweet Potato, Beetroot & Leek Tortelloni (VG-M) House Salad (VG) Hunter’s Chicken DESSERTS Crumble of the Day (V) Sticky Toffee Sponge (V) S’mores Chocolate Brownie (V) Pre-orders may be required for parties of 8 or more, Please contact The Tattershall Castle on 020 7839 6548 or email Anthony.Jordan@stonegategroup.co.uk in regards to any allergies or other enquires. Doors for comedy 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm. Nightclub follows until 2am * Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry. * Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy * All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late. * For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave. * For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required * For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895 *Line ups are subject to change *We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase. |
18:00 - 22:30 | £39.00 |
Meal Deal 5pm - Two courses
Two course meal at 5pm in the onboard restaurant followed by a seated ticket in the comedy club at 7pm. Choose from a Starter and Mains or Mains and Desert. Choose from... Starters Smoked Chicken Terrine Korean Vegetable Gyoza Calamari & Prawns Duo Soup of the Day Mushroom Bruchetta Mains Sausage & Mash Classic Beef Burger Almond & Pesto Linguine Signature Hunter's Chicken Pepper & Tomato Pie (Vegan) Desert Passionfruit & Mango Cheesecake (Gluten Free) Espresso Chocolate Brownie Sticky Toffee Rum Cake Bread & Butter Pudding |
17:00 - 22:30 | £39.00 |
Valentine's Day Meal Deal 6pm - Two courses
Two course meal at 6pm in the onboard restaurant followed by a seated ticket in the comedy club at 8pm. Choose from a Starter and Mains or Mains and Desert. Choose from... Starters Southern-Fried Chicken Goujons Prawn & Calamari Duo Three Cheese Mushroom Bruschetta (V)3 Mains Hand-Battered Fish & Chips Sausage & Mash Signature Gammon Steak (£1.50 supplement) Sweet Potato, Beetroot & Leek Tortelloni (VG-M) House Salad (VG) Hunter’s Chicken Desert Crumble of the Day (V) S’mores Chocolate Brownie (V) Sticky Toffee Sponge (V) Signature Sticky Toffee Sponge (£2.00 supplement) * Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry. * Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy * All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late. * For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave. * For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required * For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895 *Line ups are subject to change *There is no Nightclub following this show less |
18:00 - 22:30 | £34.00 |
Meal Deal 6pm - Two courses and Comedy Ticket
A choice of Starter and Mains or Mains and Desert followed by entry to the comedy club. Restaurant table time 6pm, show 8pm. Chose from... STARTER Southern-Fried Chicken Goujons Prawn & Calamari Duo Three Cheese Mushroom Bruschetta (V) MAINS Hand-Battered Fish & Chips Sausage & Mash Sweet Potato, Beetroot & Leek Tortelloni (VG-M) House Salad (VG) Hunter’s Chicken DESSERTS Crumble of the Day (V) Sticky Toffee Sponge (V) S’mores Chocolate Brownie (V) Pre-orders may be required for parties of 8 or more, Please contact The Tattershall Castle on 020 7839 6548 or email Anthony.Jordan@stonegategroup.co.uk in regards to any allergies or other enquires. Doors for comedy 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm. Nightclub follows until 2am * Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry. * Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy * All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late. * For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave. * For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required * For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895 *Line ups are subject to change *We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase. |
18:00 - 22:30 | £43.00 |
Location
Address
Victoria Embankment, Westminster, SW1A 2HR
Area
Embankment
Nearest Station
Embankment (Tube)
Organiser
Blue Book Artist Management
Venue
T&Cs
1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight WFL Media Ltd and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue. Patrons removed for breaking the rules of the venue such as being intoxicated, aggressiveness to staff, use of drugs are not entitled to a refund.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.
13. For groups of 8 or more we ask for a behaviour bond of £5 per person to be given in cash at the start of the night when you enter the room. You can collect this at the end of the night. We will only retain this if one or more of your party are asked to leave for heckling, persistently talking during the acts or disturbing the show.
14. Line Ups Subject to change without notice.
15. We have theatre-style seating. At the weekend all seats are pre-allocated and reserved for you until the show starts. Please contact us if you have any seating or accessibility requirements.