BYOS (Bring Your Own Semen) cooking classes hope to get Londoners beating away in the kitchen.
Feel like your bechamel sauce is not quite smooth enough? Or your cocktails are lacking a certain je ne sais quoi? Well one London pop-up hoping to get Londoners going is the BYOS cooking class. BYOS standing for Bring Your Own Semen, obviously - as Phoebe in Friends put it ‘now I’ve seen everything'.
With dishes such as ‘Victoria Spooge Cake’ and ‘Schlong Island Ice Tea’, the class aims to squirt semen into all aspects of the cooking process, with participants asked to bring around five spoonfuls of their or a partner’s semen along with them. Sex educator Alix Fox is the man putting the spunk back into your cooking and explains: “While the idea of bringing cum into the kitchen will doubtless appall many people, some individuals find the idea of consuming such an intimate substance an incredible turn-on.”
The class needs the support of at least thirty people to get off, but with the chance to improve your cuminary skills and this being London, we imagine a press release pretty soon… Spot of cream with your semen-salted caramel dessert babe?
