Is it the only pub on the planet with a huge arcade, weekly comedy nights, a bequiffed quiz master, Karaoke, a cosy Gin Yard and a Pizzeria? Probably. Add to that some quirky decor, some of the friendliest staff around and half an entire boat and you're just about getting close to what The Four Thieves…
Laugh Train Home Comedy Wednesdays
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185 reviews - The Four Thieves
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Comedy, Date Night and Something A Little Different
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Tickets from £10.00 - £15.00
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Battersea
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Over 18
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Wednesday 2nd April 2025 and 6 other Wednesdays
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20:30 - 22:30
LAUGH TRAIN HOME IS KNOWN FOR HILARIOUS COMEDY NIGHTS, A FUN ATMOSPHERE AND A BIT OF THE UNEXPECTED... FOR OVER A DECADE, WE HAVE BEEN BRINGING YOU THE BEST UK AND INTERNATIONAL COMEDIANS, INCLUDING SARA PASCOE, JOE LYCETT, SEANN WALSH, MILTON JONES, SINDHU VEE, JOSH WIDDICOMBE, REGINALD D. HUNTER AND MORE, EVERY WEDNESDAY.
2 Apr - Slim Live at the Apollo, 9 X WINNER OF BEST BLACK MALE COMEDIAN | BLACK ENTERTAINMENT AWARDS "One of this country’s best comedians." Huffington Post with Spring Day Live at the Apollo, Horrible Histories, Rosie Jones' Disability Extravaganza, Toussaint Douglass Late Night Mash, Hypothetical, The News Quiz “Takes post-modern stand-up to a dangerously funny new level” The Guardian and MC Ben Van Der Velde
16 Apr - Hal Cruttenden Live at the Apollo, Royal Variety Performance "Hugely talented." The Times with Muhsin Yesilada BBC New Comedy Award Finalist 2024, Paul Sinha The Chase, QI, Taskmaster "Comedy Gold" The Scotsman and MC Ben Van Der Velde
30 Apr - Ian Smith Live at the Apollo, The News Quiz, Just a Minute "Fantastically funny." The Times, Finlay Christie 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, The Stand-Up Sketch Show "Delivering a hugely impressive debut that could legitimately see him labelled as the voice of his generation."Chortle, Grace Mulvey Irish Comedian of the Year Finalist and MC Ben Van Der Velde
14 May - Rosie Jones 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown, The Last Leg, QI, Live at the Apollo "Gleeful Jokes...seldom can an hour in a prick’s company have been more enjoyable." The Guardian with James Ellis GOAT Comedy and Newsjack (BBC3) "A frightening amount of brilliant punchlines" Paul McCaffrey, Kate Cheka Funny Women Award Winner 2023 "charismatic, eloquent, frank and witty" Chortle and MC Alexander Bennett
28 May - Ria Lina Live at the Apollo, QI, Have I Got News For You "Sharp, satirical and ridiculously gifted." Evening Standard with Ollie Horn "An hour of escapist perfection.", Joshua Bethania BBC New Comedian of the Year Finalist and MC Robyn Perkins
11 Jun - Glenn Moore Live at the Apollo, The News Quiz, House of Games "A comedy masterclass" The Times with Michelle Shaughnessey No.1 Album on iTunes, Cecily Hitchcock “Outstanding.” Independent and MC Ben Van Der Velde
25 Jun - Tom Houghton Comedy Central, First Dates and Roast Battle “This unexpected tour de force warrants a 21-gun salute." Daily Telegraph with Danny Garnell “Littered with keen observations, had the audience hooked" Chortle and MC Van Der Velde
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PRICE: You may notice two
ticket prices £12 & £15. We have started offering £15 to
reserve your seats at the front, middle or
back.
ASSIGNED SEATING: We are no longer assigning seats UNLESS you have booked a Legend ticket.
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PLEASE NOTE: We bring the best acts from the UK. But they are also real people. As such, it is rare, but our line-ups are subject to change - family emergencies and last minute TV filming does happen. We will tweet and Facebook any changes we have.
Address
51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ
Area
Battersea
Nearest Station
Clapham Junction (Rail)
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| Ticket | Event time | Cost |
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Early Bird Ticket
Single entry to the Comedy Night, at a slightly earlier price because you were quick to the punch. |
20:30 - 22:00 | £10.00 |
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Advanced Entry
Single entry to the Comedy Night |
20:30 - 22:00 | £12.00 |
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Legend Ticket
Single entry to the Comedy Night, but choose where you want to sit. Please email LaughTrainHome@gmail.com to request front, middle or back. You will be allocated a table if possible. |
20:30 - 22:30 | £15.00 |
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Stand-Up Comedy Show
£20 - £100
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