Various dates from Wednesday 18th December 2024
Buy Your TicketThe Four Thieves
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Every Tuesday - The Big Quiffy Quiz!
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Every Tuesday |
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Music for the Thieves - New Year's Eve 24
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Tue, 31st Dec 2024 @ 21:00 - 4:00 |
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Description
Is it the only pub on the planet with a huge arcade, weekly comedy nights, a bequiffed quiz master, Karaoke, a cosy Gin Yard and a Pizzeria? Probably. Add to that some quirky decor, some of the friendliest staff around and half an entire boat and you're just about getting close to what The Four Thieves has to offer.
A pub first and foremost with a great drinks list ranging from craft beers, artisan gins and a speciality selected wine list. Food is a massive part of the offering at The Four Thieves, which is a fantastic selection of fresh, modern pub food, some with a twist, a Saturday brunch and a now famous Sunday Roast. The Pizzeria spins out hot freshly baked sourdough pizzas to order.
Spend some relaxed daytimes in the spacious pub or all-weather Gin Yard, perfect for using as a daytime workspace with teas, coffees, soft drinks and speedy WiFi, or a leisurely lunch with meals starting from just £7.
A massive entertainment schedule means you're hard pushed to ever get bored here. The weekly Wednesday comedy night gets TV famous comedians to play regularly for a low door tax. Boogaloo Stu is an inimitable figure of fun and frolics, he hosts the Tuesday quiz night and also Bottomless Brunch Club every Saturday. Think unlimited cocktails, bingo and some crafty challenges to win big prizes - all before lunchtime.
Upstairs they have a Victorian style Music Hall which has been converted into a huge games and chill-out spot. Play The Moonshine Raceway, pitted against your mates with professional remote controlled vehicles on a proper track. Also featuring the world's first in pub Virtual Reality station where you can slay zombies, explore the universe or hone your archery skills. A whole host of retro games such as Time Crisis, Point Blank, Dance Dance Revolution sit alongside bespoke games exclusive to the Thieves: Critter Racing Skee Ball and Gopher Racing Putting.
New rooms include the StepManiax Dance Centre - a mini ravey room with the latest in dance rhythm games, track your progress in the app to become top dog! Down in the basement there's an art deco vibed Karaoke room with a huge bank of songs to unleash your inner Adele - You can privately hire for an hour or come during the week for a mini session.
It really has to all be seen to be believed - what are you waiting for?
What's on
Thursday 19th December 2024
Buy Your TicketEvery Tuesday
Buy Your TicketVarious dates from Tuesday 31st December 2024
Buy Your TicketVarious dates from Tuesday 31st December 2024
Buy Your TicketTue, 31st Dec 2024 @ 21:00 - 4:00
Buy Your TicketFriday 21st March 2025 and 4 other Fridays
Buy Your TicketOffers
Offer | Availability |
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Midweek Meal Deal
Grab a Laine beer or a house wine on us, with every main dish purchased between 18:00 and 20:00! |
Tuesday 18:00 – 20:00
Wednesday 18:00 – 20:00 Thursday 18:00 – 20:00 |
Birthday Prosecco
A FREE bottle of prosecco on us to celebrate the Birthday Babe! Birthday person must have valid ID and birthday must fall within one month either side of the booked date. |
Friday
Saturday |
Vouchers
Arcade Experience!
Experience
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Stand-Up Comedy Show
£20 - £100
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Info
- Pub , Restaurant Bar , Activity
- Something a little different , Eating , Drinking and Eating
- Battersea, Clapham
- Comedy, Experience
- Happily Affordable ££
- London - Christmas Lunch, London - Christmas Dinner, London - Drinks and Finger Food
- Taking Bookings
- Dance floor
- Wheelchair+Access,+Disabled+Toilets
- No door charge
- None
- 18 for alcohol
- Live Music , Retro , Party mash up
- Garden
- No queues normally
Hours
Day | Open | Close | Notes |
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Monday | 12:00 | 0:00 | |
Tuesday | 12:00 | 0:00 | |
Wednesday | 12:00 | 0:00 | |
Thursday | 12:00 | 0:00 | |
Friday | 12:00 | 2:00 | |
Saturday | 12:00 | 2:00 | |
Sunday | 12:00 | 22:30 |
Location
Address
The Four Thieves, 51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ
Area
Battersea
Nearest Station
Clapham Junction (Rail)
Menus
Private Hire
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* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.
Customer Reviews (258)
Our Review
The Four Thieves Clapham Junction - London Pub Review
The Four Thieves? I'm mad about the boy. Littered with entertainment and fronting a brilliant back-bone behind the bar, I've found a pub that quenches more than thirsts. The Venue This isn't a pub, this is a sprawling ol' mansion with beer on tap; The Four Thieves is amazing, and massive. With a grand…