Is it the only pub on the planet with a huge arcade, weekly comedy nights, a bequiffed quiz master, Karaoke, a cosy Gin Yard and a Pizzeria? Probably. Add to that some quirky decor, some of the friendliest staff around and half an entire boat and you're just about getting close to what The Four Thieves…
Luscious Cabaret- The Best Of Luscious Cabaret
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Cabaret/Burlesque
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£15 - Table seething
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Battersea
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Burlesque/Piano
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Fri, 3rd Apr 2015 @ 20:00 - 22:30
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20:00 - 22:30
We've had the glitz and glamour, the gangsters, femme fatale, a wonderful life and the Private Detectives. To celebrate the end of our film noir inspired run we have invited back our favourite acts from the past six months!
Starring
Gangsters, femmes fatale, detectives – we’ve had them all! It’s now time for a round-up of our best and brightest Film Noir performers, as Luscious Cabaret welcomes back all your favourite acts for our one night only “Best Of” show!
October was all about the gangsters: Laurence Owen had us in stitches with Detective Dirk Sideways and (very, very) bad girl Tamora D'Amour impressed us with the sexiest prison break we’ve ever seen.
November was the turn of the Femme Fatale, where the seductive – and insanely flexible – Symone hula-hooped her way into our hearts.
It was truly a wonderful life in December: dazzling magician Dee Riley left us dumbfounded us with his mystical skills and his amazing Christmas Jacket!
Belly Dancer Rosie Kohl went to find the glitz and glamour of Hollywood in February but found herself in the Four Thieves pub in Battersea?! We thought we had better ask her back.
Earlier this month the Private Detectives came out to play. Fanny Dent's hilarious case left us begging for more, while Vesper Fontaine was the jilted dame who stole the show. Watch out fellas, word is she’s on the prowl again…
To top it all off, taking us back down memory lane is the luscious lady who has enchanted us all along. Put your hands together for the fabulous Carmen Mon Oxide!
We were sold out last month, so we highly recommend that you book ahead for the best seats! Join us at Luscious Cabaret for the sexiest show in town.....
- Show starts at 8pm
- Cocktails from 7pm
Address
51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ
Area
Battersea
Nearest Station
Clapham Junction (Rail)
Little Lady Luscious
Little Lady Luscious has been organising events across south London for five years. A lover of variety and cabaret she looks out for the very best in up and coming talent and has some of the best regulars on the cabaret scene.
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4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
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10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.
| Ticket | Event time | Cost |
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Booth Seats
Restricted view
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20:00 - 22:30 | £12.00 |
| Table Seating | 20:00 - 22:30 | £15.00 |
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Sofa Seats
Front two rows best seats in the house
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20:00 - 22:30 | £18.00 |
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